She came on stronger than forty acres of garlic

Her personality was nationwide

She had the most bodacious breast

Prominently displayed

Most assuredly to take your breath away

It took me at least five minutes to realize

That she also had beautiful eyes

And a captivating smile

A couple of picnics, a clandestine rendezvous or two

A back road ride gave her the courage to say

I think I’m interested in life on the other side

I said, have you thought this through

I’m not sure the gay life is for you

She kissed me on my cheek and said

“I’ve never done this before,

 I’m a quick study

Before we’re through I’ll be a Super Star”

A moral dilemma in my mind

What kind of tangled web could this be

A monumental sea of regret or

One night in heaven I’ll never forget

I’ve been wondering where all the confident women are

Thank you Jesus for Super Stars