Fiona went to Footsie to get a brand new bra,
it was a big adventure, as such things often are!
The fitting was demanding, the lady rather stern,
a red bra was the outcome, as soon she was to learn.

She didn’t find it easy, it wasn’t a good fit:
The soreness and the chafing were surely not a hit!
So back to Footsie Fi went, to see what they could do,
and bought another bra there, instead of trying to sue.

The moral of this story is very plain to see:
each bra, like all your garments, requires a special key!
You have to lean right forward, and place yourself just right,
or else the bra is useless, it’s red but far too tight!