UNFRIENDED by Fiona Goodwin

If I’m ambivalent about you
It is most likely because I am ambivalent about me
I don’t like to unfriend people on Facebook
But I’ve unfriended myself a fair few times
You know when I can’t be respectful
Where I have an opinion that’s expressed in a tone which is demeaning unkind
You know the score
If I could cuddle up to myself a little more frequently I think we would all be much happier.