What is it about real flowers The ones that die That shed their petals That make a mess If the doorbell went And the Interflora deliverer stood there with the biggest bunch of synthetic roses Would you feel that tingle of joy Would you say these are the best they last forever They require no maintenance! They just don’t cut it when it comes to love I think you and I are a lot like real flowers Impermanent, messy, need watering And I Know how I would feel If you turned up at my door.