Static crackles and hisses. Feels like I am in a blizzard.

Without purposeful imagination working for intent, I can feel and hear a gale wind. Can wind be a mirage of sort. Produced by a mind desperately needing relief. As of dying of thirst in a desert.

“Please stand by!” Flashing against the back drop of a white out.

“Please stand by!”

Technical difficulties. Give it a thump or a whack witk a stick. That’d do it. Back in business then. 
The operating system in no longer relevent. Install and boot up the new 2.0. Left click the tutorial