Dear CPAP machine

I wrestled with you last night,

Your vellcro in my hair

Others say you’re great in bed

Just that you take some careful getting used to,

Well my eye mask got tangled in your straps,

Your tubing wrapped around my back

Caught up

In the cable charger for the iPhone which plays the noise of waves

(Without which I get woken up by the kids next door}

Let’s not even mention the anti-clenching mouthguard,

It’s a sexy proposition and a rhetorical question,

But who wouldn’t want to sleep with that?!

Any volunteers?