I went looking one day
For something new
I wandered into a store
And the salesperson
Asked what did I want
A red bra I said
I want to flaunt
Ah that depends she claimed
On what type
We have many for you
We have front closure
Back closure
Pull on or sports bra
We have padded or unpadded
Underwire or seamless
We have adhesive or backless
Bralette or balconette
Bullet bras or bustiers
Cage or convertible
Demi or gel
Half lined or halter
Longline or maternity
Peekaboo or plunge
Push-ups or racerback
Sleep bras or strapless
Transparent or T-shirt
I turned away
And ran for the door
With my head in a spin
I screamed out
NO BRA FOR ME
I’ll flaunt what I got
It ain’t no sin