If you have a roof over your head
The chances are there are walls
Supporting that roof
They help keep out the noise
Of the neighbours and the street
Some walls should be dismantled
Or even demolished
You might want to knock a wall through
And put in a window
To let more light in
If it is a load-bearing wall
You could replace it
Using a reinforcing steel joist
But only take on this kind of work
After consulting with someone qualifed
Like a structural engineer
And try to imagine
How you want things to be
When the wall is no longer there
The opinions expressed in this poem do not necessarily reflect the opinions of a Very British Lesbian.