Henry the eighth had six wives
Two of them were beheaded at the Tower of London
To visit the Tower of London you have to make an appointment
There is a year long waiting list
I went there last year and saw the fearsome red suited bearskin wearing soldiers
Up close – guarding The empty dungeons
I am an America now and no silly waiting list for theWhite House,
You can just show up with a bunch of friends – and as long as they are white or wearing horns
You can walk straight up to the door or break a window if you have to.
The souvenirs are free and if you’re a little unsteady on your feet (and white) a policeman will escort you down the stairs.